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We won’t survive zombies

If the dead were to rise up and begin feasting on our brains, well, it doesn’t matter if you’ve read the Zombie Survival Guide or not. Odds are, we’re screwed.

At least, this is according a new study from the University of Ottawa.

Assistant mathematics professor Robert J. Smith? (apparently he needs a question mark in his name to distinguish himself from other researchers with the same name…and the lead singer for The Cure, I’d assume,) and a group of students ran mathematical models of a zombie outbreak using similar techniques as pandemic researchers.

Their conclusion was grim. In almost every model the research team ran, the human race was quickly eradicated.

The most positive scenario added in a vaccine, which had the human race survive, but in lower numbers.

The study concludes that the only way to handle a zombie threat is “frequent attacks with increasing force” will eliminate the zombies, but only if enough resources can be gathered up in time.

On a side note, reading over the paper left me wonder. If we’d worked on something like this in high school math rather than just having a series of letters and numbers on the board and having to “find X,” where X turns out to be the same letters and numbers jumbled together differently, well, I might not hate math as much as I do.

Windows 7 impressions

Ooooh, pretty. Look at how nice those fonts are…

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Okay, but seriously, I’m probably a little late on writing this up, but on the other hand, I’ve been living with the Windows 7 beta for longer than a week now.

First things first: This sucker flies. I haven’t sat down with a stopwatch while it was booting up, but it definitely seems pretty speedy in that respect. However, boot-up speed isn’t that big of a deal to me. What concerns me more is how long after the desktop is displayed do I have to sit around waiting for the hard drive to stop spinning before I can actually use my computer.

In fact, that factor is the reason why I’ve been using Ubuntu Linux for the past six months – I can use it almost instantaneously after the desktop loads. Meanwhile, Windows XP’s desktop to usability time was being measured in minutes.

Well, even with a bunch of programs set to load at start-up, Windows 7 is usable about 10 seconds after logging in. I’m happy.

The task bar

The new task bar is what pretty much everyone whose written about Windows 7 has focused on and I can see why. It’s great.

Rather than having a bunch of bars at the bottom of the screen that say what program is minimized there, you just have icons (which can be “pinned” to the bar as launchers.)

If you hover over the icon for a running program, you see a little preview of the window pop-up. Now this was already in Vista, Linux does it as well (I don’t know about Macs since I haven’t used one since OS 9) but Windows 7 adds something special. You can interact with that little preview.

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For example, the other day I was moving a bunch of files from one drive to another. By hovering over the Explorer icon, I got previews showing me the different directories, along with a progress bar showing me how far along the copying was. I could click on the individual Explorer window I wanted to see up close or just go back to whatever else I was doing.

Being a beta, only Microsoft programs really take full advantage of the task bar, but hopefully by release time, other developers will have updated their apps.

Even in the current form though, it feels like a more intuitive way to navigate than hitting Alt-Tab and running through a dozen windows in some cases.

Libraries

This is a feature I both love and hate at the same time.

Rather than just having folders that contain files, like the now ingrained My Documents structure, Windows 7 uses Libraries, which is a way in indexing the contents of multiple folders but keeping it in one spot.

For example, I keep my music on a portable hard drive and was able to tell Windows to add it to the music library. So now as long as the portable drive is plugged in, Windows knows to check it for music.

The Libraries feature is great for that purpose, but there’s also a downside when using anything besides the built-in Explorer to find a file. I discovered this when I was trying to find an image file I had downloaded to the Pictures Library. I expected to find it in /My Documents/My Pictures but no, no such luck.

Instead it turned out to be somewhere like /Users/Public/Pictures – Huh?

Gripes

Now, this is a beta release so I suppose I should expect to see some issues. The fist one I noticed is that for some reason, OpenGL doesn’t work. That means no Quake for me unless I reboot into Linux to play it (something about rebooting from Windows into Linux to play a video game seems kinda ironic…)

My Blackberry doesn’t seem to like Windows 7, either. I was looking forward to being able to manage it properly again with RIM’s Desktop Manager, but no. When I plug in my 8700, the computer recognizes it for a few seconds and then pretends it’s not there. I can’t even charge it off my USB port (unless I reboot into Linux again…)

Also, this is a minor issue, but as much as I like the weather gadget on my desktop, I really wish there was a way to keep it pinned to the taskbar.

Conclusion

I like this and I’ve never been excited about a Windows OS in my life. That includes Windows 95 (I was one of those geeks who couldn’t believe they were killing DOS.)

For an early release, it’s pretty solid and I can only imagine it’ll get better before it’s released commercially.

Which brings me to my biggest issue with Windows in general and why I’m trying not to get too attached. As nice as this is, I feel a tad ill to realize that once the trial expires, it’ll probably run me around $300 per computer to keep running Windows 7.

Meanwhile Linux keeps getting better (though it still has it’s own list of flaws) and is completely free. I really wish Microsoft would listen up on their licensing policy. I don’t expect them to make a free operating system but I don’t think it would be unreasonable for a retail version of Windows to come with licenses for three computers to way Office Home and Student does.

That alone is enough to keep me using free open-source software.

CTV gets it

It seems Canadians may no longer be the second-class citizens on the250px-Lost_title_card Internet they once were. At least, that’s certainly how I felt watching last week’s season premiere of Lost on CTV’s website.

See, for sometime sites like Hulu have existed, providing a free and legal way to watch TV shows online and have gotten plenty of positive press. That is, positive press that’s frustrating to read to anyone outside of the U.S. since upon visiting the sites and trying to play a video, all that comes up is a black screen and a message indicating that “You must be inside the United States to watch this video.”

Now did this keep foreigners from watching television shows? Of course not. Many just took a trip to the back alleys of the Internet and grabbed their favourite shows from less-than-legal sources, adding to piracy statistics.

It’s been said often that the way to stop piracy is to beat them at their own game.

What anyone out the US sees when trying to access Hulu

What anyone outside the US sees when trying to access Hulu

To the television industry’s credit, they had some of the first major companies to get on-board with that idea (after a round of suing Google, of course) but sadly it’s taken even longer to move outside of their own country.

It is nice to see that we here in Canada are being thrown a few bones though it’d be nice if we had a few more options. Like being able to rent movies on the PlayStation 3, but that’s a rant for another time.

Gmail saves us from drunk e-mails

I’ve been a fan of Google’s web-based e-mail service Gmail pretty since it started in private beta.

Since the service’s humble beginnings as an improvement on the way we used web mail, many new features have been added, some neat and some pretty useless.

However, they’ve just one new nifty feature to save us from ourselves.

Enter Mail Goggles. If you enable this feature via the Gmail Labs link on your Gmail page, a new feature will kick in late at night on the weekends: After trying to send an e-mail, it’ll ask a series of math questions to ensure that the sender is sober and not about to send something they might regret.

I have to admit, this is a long overdue feature that I think may have saved many of us from certain embarassing situations had it been available in the past.

Though, I think other web services should roll-out a similar feature – especially Twitter.

Rumors are stupid

And so are online music subscriptions.

So The Unofficial Apple Weblog received an anonymous tip that Apple is set to announce a subscription service for iTunes.

To TUAW’s credit, they state right at the beginning of their post that this is probably B.S. Unfortunately, even with that preface, that rumor is now spreading across the intertubes. The only reason I can think of for this shoddy journalism is the "If you say it enough times, it’ll come true," mind set.

However, that makes even less sense! For Apple to do a subscription service, the songs would need to become unplayable if the subscription wasn’t renewed. That means good old Digital Rights Management meaning the songs will only be playable in the iTunes software. Yuck.

That’s not an experience I’m in any hurry to repeat.

Recently, I’ve become very happy with eMusic. It’s not the all-you-can-eat buffet bloggers are hoping Apple will introduce but the music downloads are plain MP3 files that’ll play in any audio software and work on any portable music player.

I realize they don’t offer anything from the big-four record labels but I realized something while browsing their selection: I don’t listen to much music distributed by the big labels anyway. It seems typing in the name of an artist I enjoy on eMusic is far likely to return results than on larger services. 

Oh yeah, and unlike other DRM-free (and, well, legal) music sites, it’s available to Canadians, too.

Wait, that’s $400 WITH a contract?!?

Setting: An average Rogers store. Center stage is the iPhone podium while stage right and back hold displays of various GSM phones. Stage left is a sales counter, behind which stands Sales Dude.

Me: Excuse me, how much for the Blackberry Bold?

Sales Dude: That’ll be four-hundred dollars.

Me: Wow, I can swing that.

Sales Dude: Alright, let me just print out the contact

Me: (cutting him off) Oh no, I want month to month.

Sales Dude: Sir. Four-hundred dollars is the three-year contract price!

Me: (exasperated) What? Well, how much is it without a contract?

Sales Dude: If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

Me: (with a heavy sigh) Give me an iPhone.

Well, no, I’m certainly not about to give up on my Crackberry addiction and get an iPhone, but Crackberry.com has unearthed a Rogers Wireless flyer showing the latest and greatest hopefully soon to finally be released Blackberry as $399 on a three-year contract. Meanwhile, the much in demand iPhone sits at $199.

It looks like I’ll be using my now archaic Blackberry 8700 for a while longer.

Xobni – a day late, a buck short for me

Xobni, a product I’ve been interested in for some time has finally been released to the public.

It’s a Microsoft Outlook extension that claims to find the “hidden social network” in your e-mails. It’s functions do look really cool. For example, when you click the profile of someone you e-mail regularly, it’ll show things like phone numbers that person has e-mailed you, which sounds insanely useful.

One slight problem for me, though: I deleted Outlook from my life months ago. Being a broke freelancer who can’t afford an Exchange server, I keep all my e-mail synchronized through IMAP and Outlook’s support for IMAP is well, pathetic.

There’s still hope, though. Xobni recently walked away from a Microsoft acquisition which means they’ll be free to work on this extension for other e-mail systems so hopefully a Thunderbird (which has killer IMAP support) won’t be far behind.

Wow, why does Techmeme suck?

Today’s top story: Some guy I’ve only heard of passing deletes his Twitter account!

I suppose I’m perpetuating the insinuated complaint in this post by writing about it, but it needs to be said. I’m trying to imagine the level of ridicule that would be doled out if any other news outlet led with a story about somebody deleting an account on some web site.

Perhaps I’ve learned my lesson about spending too much time reading Techmeme. I do think aggregating the conversations across blogs and news sites is a neat idea and feel it’s useful to know what’s going on but when THAT is the top story? What’s gonna be huge tomorrow? “Robert Janelle deletes his Techmeme bookmark?”

And slow news day is no excuse when Gizmodo (link is just barely safe for work) is writing about a device that allows men to control their computer with their penis.

Your blog asplode…

Upgraded to the new version of Wordpress (2.5) and while the administrative controls look really good now…it sorta broke the physical blog…hence the design might be a little on the messy side until I fix it.

Blah, good times. Good times.

My ironic purchase of the latest issue of Wired

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I picked up the March issue of Wired today to read editor-in-chief Chris Anderson’s feature on the so-called “freeconomy” that’s been moving a long steadily as the Internet has become more popular: free music downloads, reading newspapers for free online, free e-mail from various web mail providers, et cetera.

The purchase was ironic since I had started reading the article for free online then realized just how long it was and couldn’t bring myself to go through that much text on a screen. So, I went out and paid $5.99 for a copy of the magazine…to read an article about free stuff that I could have read for free.

In a way, I may have made Anderson’s point though. Nothing is truly free. The companies who are giving away their products are making money some other way.

In the case of Wired, by putting the article up for free reading online, they ended up selling an extra copy of the magazine.