*ring* *ring* *ring*
Officer: Major Crimes Unit, how can I help you?
Me: If I told you about a murder that was going to happen at 2 a.m. would you be able to do something about it?
Officer: Of course we would!
Me: Good…because I know about one…
Officer: Who may I ask is going to be murdered?
Me: AN HOUR OF SLEEP!! They’re going to violently slaughter it, but we CAN do something about it! Refuse to set your clock forward! You won’t be an hour late, everyone else is going to be an hour early…together, we can stop this heinous crime from happening…hello? are you still there?
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