Monthly Archive for January, 2008

Patent laws makes me want to smash my head into a table until I bleed all over the place…

Okay, this being reported as fact on several web sites, but I’m seriously hoping it’s someone’s clever joke and TechDirt and Engadget fell for it.

This is what I hope, anyway.

Apparently, someone has just obtained a patent for a smart phone, that’s a “mobile entertainment and communication device” and is now suing RIM, Nokia, HTC, Sony Erricson, Motorola and um, basically every cell phone and PDA maker you can think of…

Assuming this is true (I’m still clinging to hope that it’s a sick prank) I’m hoping this will be the proverbial straw the breaks the camel’s back and U.S. courts will finally put an end to this twisted practice of “patent trolling.”

If not, I may just have to go out and patent a “system for managing web site content that places posts chronologically on a web page.” That’s right, I’m gonna patent blogging and you’re ALL going to have to pay me! Mawhahahaha….

…sometimes I disgust myself.

I Can Has Cheezburger – now with social network

It seems it’s no longer possible to be taken seriously as a vuegwe web site unless you’ve got some kind of social network attached. Case in point: I Can Has Cheezburger has launched a beta version of it’s own social network.

Now along with browsing pictures of cats with funny captions and commenting on them using atrocious spelling and grammar, readers can set up their own homepage on the site, create a friends list and tag photos as their favourites.

According to comments on the site, “It’s full of win,” despite a few bugs.

Another reason to clean out your hard drive…

Having an excessive number of files means scanning for viruses can take HOURS!

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Going to 100% digital media? Not for me…yet.

So Kara Swisher of the Wall Street Journal has announced she’ll only be writing for the web from now since she’s tired of killing trees.

A noble sentiment, certainly, but it’s sparked some discussion as whether or not journalists should completely ditch paper and embrace new media.

I’ve liked the idea of online publishing since Salon launched more than a decade ago along with quirky zines that were posted in Usenet groups. But right now, there are several flaws in the system that are creating resistance among so-called "old media reporters."

The big one is money. I get job postings for writers delivered through my RSS reader from multiple sources and some of them are mind-blowing. The main one I see are blogs looking for writers to post 400 words per day, six days per week. The pay: $125 per month.

Um, excuse me?

I’ve met freelance journalists who consider one dollar per word to be a pittance, I wonder how they’d react if they knew there are some well-trafficked blogs out there that only for two dollars per article.

Now, Ms. Swisher can certainly do what she’s doing. She has had more than a decade of building up credibility and a loyal readership while receiving a steady pay-cheque. Those of us starting out now have to do things like work nights in call centres while researching and writing during the day.

This is one reason things are hard for new-comers like myself.

Another point of contention I’ve heard from some veteran reporters is the multi-media aspect of the Internet. Management is increasingly expecting their staff to not only file a text article, but they also want a video to throw up on YouTube as well – making the reporters drag handy-cams to their interviews with no extra compensation for the video work.

Never mind the fact that having to film can seriously cramp a journalists interview style – people tend to behave differently when there’s a camera pointed at them.

Finally, I have one more person beef with writing online: search engine optimization or SEO. Essentially, SEO involves writing an article in such a way that more people will come across it while searching on Google.

So rather than writing for the readers, you’re writing for an algorithm that indexes information. This usually means repeating keywords over and over instead of looking for creative synonyms and somehow working in Paris Hilton, no matter what the article is actually about.

Of course, all of this said, I tend to go where I can get monies – some print publications like to give them to me and some web sites and blogs give them to me, so I’m all over the place. I’m just not about give up on print media since, at the moment, they send more shiny pennies my way.