Yet again, conflict in the middle-east has exploded, like last summer. Coincidence? I think not.
However, I am here to propose a solution that Canada can very much take part in!
Problem: People blowing each other up in the middle-east
Possible Cause: Note that things always seem to get bad during the summer months. This leads me to believe the reason is simpler than any scholar believes: It’s Hot! Seriously, the heat from a Canadian summer enrages me and leaves me wanting to lash out. I just lack missiles to launch at everyone in my way. I can’t imagine what it’s like out in the desert regions.
Canada’s Solution: Open a Tim Hortons on the Gaza Strip. Serve Iced Cappuccinos to all. Everyone chills out and suddenly don’t feel like blowing everyone up.
Problem solved.
